“If you don’t like where you live, just move” is some BS right-wing rhetoric and you know it. 99% of the stories posted here are pretty cut and dry; that doesn’t mean there is no gray or nuance in any story. So an autistic Hispanic woman called the cops on another Hispanic woman. But this Hispanic woman, who would not…

Rudy Giuliani has been doing the equivalent of taking a smiling 9/11 Memorial selfie for 17 years now.

“I don’t care where she lives. It’s none of my business where she lives,” - Wow, the cop surprised me here. Usually they want to know who you are, where you live, where you are going (even if you have nothing to do with an incident), want your driver’s license when you aren’t driving, etc

I can tell the difference because of how gangster and thug the singer from Train is.

This should be like a theme song for Incels. IIRC, the real Delilah was tracked down and interviewed and didn’t want this dude.

I guess Old Money people care less about looks than New Money folks, which makes sense.

It’s pronounced “Nintendo” and SNES is pronounced “Super Nintendo.” At least when I was a kid and we owned those things, that’s what we called them. “Hey man, I got a Super Nintendo for Christmas. Now I have a Nintendo, Neo Geo, and Genesis.” “Cool.” 

I live in Columbus but I don’t live in Franklin County. People know what he’s saying.

I bought one yesterday and didn’t get a coin. Maybe I have to go inside? Or go to a better location.

It takes a long time to not shave and probably not do much with his hair?

Most of the alternatives are similar or worse, unfortunately.

They have a history of funding liberal causes, actually. They funded the law firm that saved that woman’s house from Trump, too. 

The thing that doesn’t compute to me is being a conservative “Constitutionalist” and a Trump supporter, because he clearly isn’t. I consider myself radically liberal but I ended up here from a left libertarian approach of my youth. There was a point when I agreed with the whole quote that “lost” the author, but I…

I think it depends on if you brush her with your erection or not.

I like this suggestion because I prefer to avoid people, but I’ve adopted a policy of walking like John Wayne as slow as I can and appearing like I’m never in a hurry to get anywhere because I read about it on one of these blogs. Now everyone admires my gunslinger walk and knows that I’m too important to worry about…

Dap them up and keep it moving

I keep reading these stories hoping I know the pharmacist (for some reason I know a lot of CVS pharmacists who are shitty people).

Coincidentally, I went to Burger King today and the only cook working left in the middle of making a Whopper. I don’t blame him, it was probably the end of his shift and no one else showed up. There were about 5 of us standing there holding our receipts not getting any food. I guess the manager jumped in and started…

Yeah, my stepdad would have beat me with his weightlifting belt and machete. So pretty much whatever happens to this kid short of that is fine by me.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Just going back to this post to read your comment made my chest and throat tighten up and feel trapped imagining one of these things on me.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Just going back to this post to read your comment made my chest and throat tighten…