I think it depends on if you brush her with your erection or not.

I like this suggestion because I prefer to avoid people, but I’ve adopted a policy of walking like John Wayne as slow as I can and appearing like I’m never in a hurry to get anywhere because I read about it on one of these blogs. Now everyone admires my gunslinger walk and knows that I’m too important to worry about…

Dap them up and keep it moving

I keep reading these stories hoping I know the pharmacist (for some reason I know a lot of CVS pharmacists who are shitty people).

Coincidentally, I went to Burger King today and the only cook working left in the middle of making a Whopper. I don’t blame him, it was probably the end of his shift and no one else showed up. There were about 5 of us standing there holding our receipts not getting any food. I guess the manager jumped in and started…

Yeah, my stepdad would have beat me with his weightlifting belt and machete. So pretty much whatever happens to this kid short of that is fine by me.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Just going back to this post to read your comment made my chest and throat tighten up and feel trapped imagining one of these things on me.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Just going back to this post to read your comment made my chest and throat tighten…

Pick Up Artist culture. And “redpill” is something from the Matrix about choosing the red or blue pill, and the red pill makes you see things as they really are. But that term has sorta been hijacked by somemen as a lens to view women and male/female sexual dynamics as they really are (in their opinion).

Yeah, satire of the whole alpha/PUA/redpill thing. Sorry about that. Even though I’ve been typing online for 20 some years, guess I forget sometimes that people can’t read that off me like irl

When I was a kid it was always the old white guys fouling hard at the gym, because that’s the only thing they could do. 

So, you get what I was saying then.

I worked at Amazon tonight. it was fun. Most of my American co-workers chose to go home with no pay. It’s an interesting place. All I really do is try to maximize what I get out of them and hope I come out ahead. I max out my monthly bonus, Career Choice, 401 (k) at exact amount to get their match, RSUs coming in…

The whole “see something, say something” thing has always been bullshit aimed at minorities and others that “look like they don’t belong” while the real criminals get away with their shit because they are clean cut white guys.

So you are saying these MRAs are really just “nice guys” trying to look out and protect women? Got it.

Guess you weren’t alpha enough, bro.

“Even though these nights are technically designed to help men get laid because more women are coming into the bars and clubs” -

Unless it’s changed, back when I looked at and considered buying “gift certificates” from restaurantdotcom, they operated much more like coupons (with many restrictions) than true gift certificates. I remember them having minimums, only accepted at certain days and times, etc. Plus they always seemed to be local…

Looking at these actually gives me anxiety.

Looking at these actually gives me anxiety.

I think I missed the verse in “Sweet Home Alabama” about how much they all love Israel. 

Fuck her and Journey