Voiced by Jessica Walter, of course. Her voice is all I hear in my head whenever I read a Fancy Kristen post.

Infested with peasants.

Didn’t they take that away from you after The Quail Incident?

All student loans need to be erased as does credit card debt up to lets say $50 grand and if you’ve already filed for bankruptcy then that should be erased from your record. That will grow the economy immediately.

Now, I look at it and I think that we need vibrant, educated workers if we want a vibrant, educated economy.

Thrift stores are now your favorite places to shop.

Do you have the names of any good assassins?

Kristen are you truly recommending the super super rich dispose of offensive items with something as plebeian as common fire?

I think that was also a 20th century Soviet proverb.

Those were redundant, which is why Randy was able to order his without those

Also, basically everywhere in the United States gets snow at one time or another.

Nazis used trains. Check and mate.

It offers no long-term growth prospects (every girl ages out), the entrepreneurial potential is abysmally low, and to top it all off, the pay is crap—not that you’ll notice since all that travelling means you’re never home. Is this the message you want to send to girls who are interested in racing? That their only…

Do beautiful women in bikinis prevent other women from enjoying a nice beach day with their families?

A victory for cheapass bastards everywhere

I guess these things aren’t so rare after all.

L.p.Strong agreement here. Recently, what everyone around me has always called “deep dish” has been rebranded as “Detroit style pizza” and basically nobody over 30 understands what that is.

The real question is why design an engine that needs premium fuel at all?

So the 4.2 has cam chains and timing belts? How does that work?

Sounds like a gently used Model 3 coming on market in 3-4 months!