I’m trying to think of the last time anything billed as a “___ Killer” from cars to video games to home appliances has ever, ever lived up to the hype and even done well, never mind killed the thing it was supposed to have killed.

I’d love to see the same thing done with a late model Fiero and a pair of Spark EV motors.

I like the idea of being new and different, but the engine noise is what gives the Ferrari it’s soul.

Oh Kristen, you are doing it all wrong!

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

As long as you don’t care about emissions at all, carbs can work pretty good. The only time I have touched the dual SUs in my Triumph in 15 years was to take them off the manifold so I could put the long missing heat shield behind them last weekend.

Will you please write an article about why hyperloops are different than mag lev high speed rails?

It’s about Mitsubishi capturing the eclipse and its Eclipse for a once-in-every-99-years type of moment.

Thanks for the warning. I’ll be sure to pour a bucket of rancid pet feces in the first one I see then light it on fire.

That’s where Trunk Batteries come in.

It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. What if they fell and hit something, even killed someone?

Teresa is a design manager for color materials, finishes and advanced design planning at Mazda. She’s had her hands on most of the new Mazdas you see driving around on the roads today and also worked on the very special and extremely cool Mazda Furai (RIP).

So, of course, they act as a set of human brakes for you while you limp your crappy little Lada to a repair shop.

I need another car, preferably something old and interesting. And I’ll get one soon.

They’re small enough to fit in most driveways

Isn’t the answer obvious?

He neglects to mention that it’s also SOP to give the person the full asking price in cash to hold while you do so.

Okay, we can make an exception for nachos—just not from Taco Bell.

You honestly think because everything is priced at the store and you can just “get your bike and pay what is costs,” in my shop without anybody attempting to sell you something?

I don’t want a salesman I want a cashier. Someone that I give my order to, they give me what I ordered, and I pay what it costs. Simple.