If I was Bernie Ecclestone, I’d get around by sitting the car while the helicopter flew me around.

I’ve said it before, but I wish Jalopnik would do more with boats or a boat subblog. Most boating media is basically copy-paste PR bullshit. Which, as a somewhat a-typical boat owner and enthusiast, is a difficult pill to swallow. However, I am guessing that the market is simply not there.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

And the cool thing about it is he used to bang his wife’s great-grandmother before she were taken by consumption around the turn of the century.

My first thought was Bernie Ecclestone’s mother-in-law, how effing OLD is she??? Then I remembered Bernie was married to someone 1/3 his age, so his mother-in-law is probably 20 years younger than him.

#humblebrag

How do the women look?

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

The trucks will need all that torque to carry their owners’ giant, fragile egos.

Underneath the skin is an “all-new” steel frame Ford claims is 24 times stiffer than the outgoing model to support meteoric towing and hauling levels.

If I had McLaren money, I'd definitely have Anti-Skateboarder Bodyguard money. I can't promise a 401(k), but it would at least be a decent hourly wage.

I think it’s also important to consider the effects of male models engaging in gas fights. That must account for a few closures a year, at least.

I don’t play, but I think it’s a Seel.

That was such a sweet ending to this article. Really put a smile on my face. Nicely worded!

i get it, it takes a lot of work to get the necessary materials for progress, but if i run into any more zubat i will fucking kill a stranger

Sad to say I can confirm this fact. It’s our little piece of Texas, just up the road from our slice of Kentucky that is Santee.

Heck, I’d sue for lost sleep, nightmares, emotional distress and PTSD. I’d settle for 100K and a lifted Excursion, though.

What do ambulance chasers have to do with anything?

To be fair, Ramona is where we keep a lot of our “low information voters” so ...

Driving a lifted Excursion? Not surprised...suck the money out of your dick he says? Sounds like he’s very conflicted about his closeted homosexuality.