Giant maternal herbivore trumps black bear practically every time. I’ve had two incidences with black bears and neither one was ball clenchingly scary. The one elk I ran into though, I legitimately thought I was going to die.

Nah, only nerds and dweebs played video games when they were young.

What? No.

So when I sweat is that my skin Crying out?

So when I sweat is that my skin Crying out?

have you considered just not stealing company time?

That top image isn't from Seattle... it's in Portland. We still have plenty of traffic down here. 

Cadbury Creme Eggs are like an ex-girlfriend that you see once a year for just long enough to remind you that she makes you sick and you’re better off without her.
I wish I remembered who said that, I’d give credit.

My (awesome) wife is a physician, and she and her doctor friends recommend petroleum jelly/Vaseline for effing everything skin-related. Cuts, rashes, burns, dry skin (obvs), split ends. At home, we use Veseline Intensive Care Advanced Repair which has tiny drops of full-on Vaseline but isn’t as, uh, juicy as…

Finally, an internet personality that I dislike more than PewDiePie.

Whatever. I’m going to continue my reclining. As long the person behind me isn’t working on a meal, I am just gonna tilt. It’s a function of the seat, and I’m going to use it.

Another commenter said one side is for battery access and the other the air filter.

That sounds about right. Limiting what you can do and forcing you to work though their setup is how hotels make good money.

NetBIOS/Samba is one of the worst protocols ever designed. Whoever came up with it needs to be fed nothing but bread and water until they rebuild it from the ground-up so that it doesn’t break whenever someone looks at it sideways.

It’s the matte blue that sealed the connection

If you look closely, you can see where its mascara is running from the tears it cries over being so ugly.

I have yet to meet any fully adult 28 year old.

It literally looks like it’s missing it’s front end clip.

I was kinda like “Okay, o0okay, this is fine”

Chonk-E

crabs...…… (answering for a friend)