It sounds good to me until he starts revving it like a K swap. K swap is the old bap bap bap off the rev limiter this is more like it ate like 10 bean burritos for lunch and is letting the cheeks just flap. 

I truly struggle to understand how this has anything to do with any kind of vehicle of any sort. 

Problem is the rotary based engine works best when it is not put in a car. It is much better as a steady state generator.

So do they come with a free fire truck to follow you around?

Subarus are econo boxes with a good AWD setup, that’s it. Even the WRX is just a turbo charger for the most part. 

I had one for years and it never broke. Not one single thing went wrong on that car. People always said they had all these issues, but well I guess I got one that was put together correctly or something lol.

So lets see here. Pulls out 1966 SCCA that I have handy, read the requirements closely, then throw it in the trash bin and put all kinds of modern parts on the car. Then charge $70k because you read the SCCA handbook?

Storrow Drive in Boston loves it some trucks. Around here we just call it getting Storrowed

I live in the Boston area. Grills on any balcony are a no go. You can use an electric grill though. I have a webber and while far from perfect, it does a decent job.

Epic fail of a list without the 5th Element!

Considering how much of an ass that Civic driver is, deploying a drag chute in traffic? I am glad his car died.

But, how do you get the lower deck helicopter up to the pads?  

They kind of have to do this. Most people are idiots and will just stick normal gas in a turbo regardless of what it says to use. On the opposite side I have seen people put premium in normal gas cars thinking they are giving the car a present or something. 

I think they should disclose the salary+bonus of the employees of this “Game” I have a feeling that would take some of the wind out of the fanboys sails by showing them just how much they get paid to not finish a game. Might be wrong, but I am sure at least Mr. Roberts is bathing in the cash.

The front end looks like a pissed off wart hog that just snorted all your coke and wants more.

Seems like a great opportunity if you could find a lot or structure just outside of 1/4 mile away. Charge for parking and instant full lot of long term rentals! 

The interior is straight up gag worthy. Reminds me of hello Kitty for some reason.

This comming from a state that has state liqour mega stores as interstate rest stops?

Interesting. Used to own 2 NA Miatas and I could always shift with 2-3 fingers like nothing. He is seriously having to man handle that shifter.