I think you are confused as to what a “Stand” for a TV is.

I think you are confused as to what a “Stand” for a TV is.

No, just no. Cringe in terror at the sight of it. I am not sure I would be willing to pay excise tax on this let alone the asking price.

Best I can come up with other than the burn scars I have all over for being a cooking moron.

If you Sous Vide like I do, you probably have a vacuum sealer. If it is one with the reusable bag attachment they make wine corks that you can vacuum seal the bottle to keep it much longer.

Never realized she only had deformed claws for hands.

Lesson of the day. Never eat canned food that has even the slightest hint of a compromise to the air seal.

Need to fix the toilet system.

Did they fix this little glitch in the fire control?

Those Shipwreck missiles are a crazy scary good idea.

Sad he was off the line. It was even marked with those 3 signs. If he hit the center one straight on he may have landed back on the right side of the street. Hopefully the engine weight pulls the nose down late apex and wham still going with 4 blown tires and a wrecked suspension.

David, of all people, how can you not have a shop vac?

When Tyler first started FA I was blown away that this lovable but insane car blog had this kind of writing on it. Still has yet to disappoint.

Advanced satellite networks rendered it pointless.

I bet it felt like driving a buss that was misfiring on almost every cylinder. 

I would so love to be the sucker in the unit on the floor below.

Last tip. Wait until it is a real game and not EA for the price.

I never understood why they couldn’t just use a better battery pack. The DS4 and XBone have tiny capacity. Hell they can jam more battery in a cell phone. This is not nearly as complicated.

Cool drone footage, but that “sound track” in the first on is um, really bad.

I strongly suggest you contact David Tracy and do a model of his abode.

Nice twist on the Goatse. Well played.