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What is a Soviet area machine that is the size of a house, belches black smoke into the sky and cuts an apple into 3 pieces?

Damn, that is rather pimp inside. Does it have some sort of cleaning function for the inside? Hauling around young kids is a messy business and well the other thing a mini van is good for is hauling a ridiculous amount of stuff in if you flatten out/remove everything but the front seats.

Nice showing Boston! Another title for the books :(

Any level of Quake II multiplayer.

Hmm that MR2 looks just like mine. Insane price though. Mine needs some paint work as it is a bit faded and so on but its a 94 turbo with 65k original miles still have the original rims, but I swapped out the rims because the original staggered tries sizes are super hard to find. Only thing that I still need to fix is

We all know that they just add dye. It is all green. 

We all know that they just add dye. It is all green. 

Except when you want a luxury brand plate but can’t really afford it, your local Infiniti dealer has a staff fluffer to convince you how great it is.

OMG that picture of the woman’s face hurts me to look at. It’s like I am drunk off my ass or something. My eyes do not like it.

That Grill, I just can’t get past it. It looks like it wants to eat your toddler, dog and anything else that gets in it’s way and, to me, is utterly repulsive.

I would buy it if they gave me enough money to demo the entire place and remove the rubble as part of the sale price. It is freaking cinder block. It would cost 10x more to repair it then to just build from scratch.

Does she have breasts at all? I am thinking nips on pecks? 

Buy a clean MR2 Turbo and forget about your insanity!

You would be required at an early age to force him to not drag his body around by his head or shoulders. I guess it is from and injury? But man that guy is just weird when he enters a turn.

Oh my dear god! 4.0L V12 naturally aspirated at 12,000 rpm? Where oh dear god where are the sound oprgazims of this glorious creation.

Well I can see this from the bud leaf trimmings themselfs. Some good quality bud is going to have visible crystals on the short bud leaf that is trimmed. I was thinking, leaves and stems like the main plant. Unless you grow some sort of super bud there is not much THC in all of that and is mostly going to taste like

Hmm leaves and stems? Are you thinking more like CBD/hemp like butter with maybe a bit of THC? I guess it depends on if you are looking to get stoned to eat weed flavored butter?

I am going with maybe 18" as the max on the right car. They may look cool, but jesus having chewing gum wrapped around metal being the only thing between you and road imperfections is just not worth it.

Seems to have expired

Seems to have expired

Not the worst thing to have Mustang on it

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I own an MR2. There are two named parts. Hose from Hell, and the hose from hell on Earth. Both simple parts that cost maybe $10, The location and access to them is the hell part. Never understood why they put rubber hoses tucked away right next to a very hot turbo but they were designed for ~100k miles.