Simulated user testing, or as I like to call “The Robot Army” is very common in software design and implementation. If you think about it, getting 30k users to all sign in at the same time and test the system is very tricky to accomplish. If you can have the back end system not aware that these are not real players…

You are missing a crucial point. Garlic is a required ingredient in nearly any protein based dish.

How could a crown victoria not hold a top spot? How many shit bag taxies have I been in that must be easy 300k+ 

I think I would rather have this crowd sourced beast:

Man that is a really cool car. It is nowhere near my style but if I saw that I would have to pull up and give him props at a stoplight at least.

Reminds me of a teenage job I had. I worked graveyard at a 7-11 and right next door to it was a Rainbow gas station. Both places were staffed by 1 person.

Step one, move to NYC. Step two take the train to Penn Station during peak hours. Step three, do it for a few months. You will be a crowd navigating machine.

“If you want to have the raddest car on your block, which also happens to look like a block of cheese mated with an aircraft carrier, buy this Alfa ASAP.”

Ahh come on. You want to lick that cold asshole. Be honest.

Ahh how I miss the old days. I grew up in a Subaru family. I have owned one personally and it blew the engine twice during warranty and got my lemon law love out of that. But my friend had a bug eye WRX that we did a ton of upgrades to including an STI engine swap etc. In my Garage/Driveway. This was back when Subies…

This was a great read Kevin. Thanks for writing it.

I keep around $200 on me normally. Once it gets below $100 I will refresh the stack. I almost never use it, but you never know when it will come in handy. 

Blasphemy! Ketchup caviar should be pure and virgin and not mixed with other lower forms of Ketchup. I bet you put beluga on a cracker with your pressed eggs slop that comes in a can!

Sitting next to a nice fire just outside of Boston. I am so loving all the hate in the comments, when in reality you “haters” are, deep down inside, really more like #2 there in the main post picture.

It’s perfect for placing on hot dogs, because ketchup, as you know, inarguably belongs on a ketchup.

There is something wrong with you Jason. 

How about we add some of the Caribbean flair to this CR experience. Take a dive into the non super resort and go east not west when you plane lands in San Jose. Rent something small and durable like a Suzuki Jimny if you can fit in Jalopnik link and drive over to the not so beutiful city of Limon and head south down…

Can we take a poll regarding how many days after it goes on sale, some moron crashes at Cars and Coffee?

Ahh while your crew of help is mining in space for your pleasure. You may want to have your other useless minions pick this stuff up and sell the spoiled remnants of this once unearthly substance to the common masses. You could be the next De Beers.

One thing missing from this. Since it is winter and if you are the cool kid and have a flexible flyer. Try putting a nice coating on the snow rails and see just how dangerous these things can be.