Sitting next to a nice fire just outside of Boston. I am so loving all the hate in the comments, when in reality you “haters” are, deep down inside, really more like #2 there in the main post picture.

It’s perfect for placing on hot dogs, because ketchup, as you know, inarguably belongs on a ketchup.

There is something wrong with you Jason. 

How about we add some of the Caribbean flair to this CR experience. Take a dive into the non super resort and go east not west when you plane lands in San Jose. Rent something small and durable like a Suzuki Jimny if you can fit in Jalopnik link and drive over to the not so beutiful city of Limon and head south down…

Can we take a poll regarding how many days after it goes on sale, some moron crashes at Cars and Coffee?

Ahh while your crew of help is mining in space for your pleasure. You may want to have your other useless minions pick this stuff up and sell the spoiled remnants of this once unearthly substance to the common masses. You could be the next De Beers.

One thing missing from this. Since it is winter and if you are the cool kid and have a flexible flyer. Try putting a nice coating on the snow rails and see just how dangerous these things can be.

Though honestly I hate FB and have not used it for years so nothing?

Would love to see it’s skidpad numbers

This is just an utter tragedy. If my daughter was killed like this. I would lose my marbles and start watching man on fire for some tips. My heart goes out to the family and yes I am a white guy.

I will have to second this. Best travel advice is to not go there. Maybe for some overpriced overhyped BS. This is the well waxed asshole of of the Yucatán Peninsula. 

Is it trying to be a superhero with a mask? What is up with the black front end?

Dear god,

Your missing a bit here, “Subaru has proven their ability to partner with other automakers, though, through cars like the BRZ/Toyota 86.”

Forgot to add. Opening and closing bank accounts repeatedly, or any line of credit with said banking institutions will almost certainly lower your credit score. There are lots of direct deposit benefits and offers of free 0% balance transfers, but be careful how often you do it. Especially when closing accounts.…

Not really. I work with computers for a living so I just do it every time I think about it to make 100% sure I am not paying a dime for the points or cashback or whatever the card does. 

I have debit cards, but I almost never use them. Credit cards just offer way more free money if you really stay on top of them. I pay mine off in full about 2 times a week and the Points you earn are crazy in some cases. If you can be 100% solid and not carry a balance you can get as much as 5% cash back on many…

Gloucester MA is certainly not in Boston.

Raw tomatoes, totally on board with that. Nothing pisses me off more than explicitly asking for no tomatoes on a sandwich and finding that nasty hunk of slime in there. Then you try to pull it out and it leaves a slug trail of slime and seeds all over everything. YUCK! The only other thing that might be worse are the…

Um he washed his hands once, then proceeded to touch raw chicken repeatedly then touch the grill and various other knives and so so on. Kinda weak on the make sure you wipe down the surfaces or clean your hands before you touch them.