Time to bring back the old “Honk if you think he’s guilty” signs in the streets of DC.

What the hell, people‽

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

(Aside: If there was one thing that I wish Zahn hadn’t done, it’s introduce Luuke.)

I wonder if they’re still using Kevin to answer the Salty mailers, or if they’ve found a replacement, “Kevin Paang.”

Avoid both human interaction and possibly missing your flight.

The Tierney/Bellerin inaction was incredibly puzzling to me. Both were playing and starting in cup matches before the two-week October international break and both looked good. Arsenal played then played Reading in a closed-door match during the break, and the two should have played. They thus should have been fully…

On Torreira: there was a profile on Torreira at the start of the season where it came out that when Arsenal was looking for a DM in the summer of 2018, the management team preferred Torreira but Emery preferred Steven Nzonzi, who had played for him at Sevilla and who at 6'5" fit the “look” that of the big midfield…

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are…

If McD’s or other chains offered hamburger-sized sausage patties and gave free substitutions, I’d swap out hamburger patties for sausage at least 60% of the time.

I hope Zion makes a full recovery and spends the next 15 years ripping off the basketball ring on dunks, but Morant’s athleticism and vision always meant that he was a safe bet. If he can get his jumper to the point where he can hit 38% on 3s and have a midranger to use late in games, he’ll be a multi-time All-Star.

Plus, they’re no longer dragged down by the anchor that is J.B. Bickerstaff!  Too bad they can’t do anything about the owner.

Yeah, that’s really important to bear in mind with “selling clubs” like Ajax. They’re my favorite non-EPL team, but claiming they’re top 10 or 15 is tough based on last year’s UCL results because then they had both Matthijs de Ligt and Frenkie de Jong, both arguably some of the top talents in Europe at their…

Zauq Halal Kitchen.

I make them sometimes, but I’m not able to get the batter down as well as Popeye’s. There’s a halal chicken place near Baltimore that sells a zinger sandwich that has awesome breading and uses thigh meat, but they don’t put any seasoning in their chicken or breading.

It’s a business opportunity, I tell ya.

I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.

Question: Why is the sandwich made from chicken breast when we all know that dark-meat thigh would make for a much better sandwich?

Pretty scathing criticism from a fellow eyeliner and mascara afficionado, Nightman Mac!

But yeah, people aren’t quite sure what she’s done to her eyes; some speculation suggest filler. It’s quite a shame though: she’s an awful person in her own right, but the photos of her pre-2005 with her eyes wide open are much more…

What gets me is always his eyes, which if they’re not squinting, look like they’re cross-eyed.