Great, another Chinese knock-off.

I haven’t done so yet, but every time this kind of selfish, craptacular parking, I’m inclined to do the ball bearing/BB and tire stem valve trick.

Oh, I definitely use cream cheese (chives and onion) on my breakfast toast.  Butter’s fine, but I never use it and I prefer the more nuanced taste of flavored cream cheese more.

Luis Severino, New York’s No. 1 starter, made his 2019 debut Tuesday night; expect him to fall into a wheat thresher today. And slugger Giancarlo Stanton, who’s appeared in just nine games this season, could be back as soon as Wednesday; he’ll be mauled by a pack of rowdy ferrets by the weekend.

In a letter to the Arizona Interscholastic Association, the school’s athletic director said the investigation had not found a motive for Hager’s actions.

He lasted these last few years as the starter primarily because of the organizational and cultural defects that define the Giants, a team that reveres good and bad traditions equally and holds a grim patrician stodginess as its central ideological tenet. They didn’t want to change because they never really want to…

With any luck he’ll get a header goal in the second half and make it a perfect hat trick--right foot, left foot, header.

its “small size has led to a number of humorous references such as Rutland Weekend Television, a television comedy sketch series hosted by Eric Idle.”

I think he’s a good keeper and he is performing well, but I’m not sure if that helps us. We are a team and should present ourselves as such. We have great goalkeepers. We have Kevin Trapp, Bernd Leno... these are all great goalkeepers who also want to play and then sit on the bench. We are a team. We have to stick…

To be Frank, I won’t Dane to answer you.

When a baseball moves on the ground in such a way that it seems to swerve past a defender closing in on it, the terminology is that the batter put “a little English on it.” But the way that Twins second baseman Luis Arraez hit this ball towards White Sox third baseman Yoán Moncada, it would probably be best described…

Honestly, it has never occurred to me to order a 20/20 (apparently that’s a grande in a venti cup with 20 pumps of hazelnut syrup and 20 pumps of vanilla syrup), but what if that’s what some people really like? Isn’t that discriminatory on some level?

If Trump gropes him any harder, Mo will have to unleash his cutter.

Watch Brees’s surgeon be a part-time ref and repair the thumb by having it bend the wrong way.

I do. It’s still a decent barometer of how good a place is, provided you factor in a LOT of grade inflation, where 4-star places still can be hit/miss.  4.5 star places (with sufficient reviews) are usually pretty decent.

The non-rating functions help a lot too: you can get a decent sense of the food and vibes of the…

This is where I’m hoping you can help, SW. If we could eat here, pay the fee, and hold up our end as good customers, great. If not, I think this place is out of our reach for now.

This seems like holy neo-liberal capitalist hell and Roy Rogers is inferior, but this would almost be acceptable if they had a fixin’s station like they do at Roy Rogers

But yeah, gth Popeyes. If I’m making sandwiches out of your fried chicken, I’m taking it home and putting it on proper bread, not some rando bun…

A much more acceptable reason? If Dwight were a fan of the purple stuff from Sunny D commercials.

Lord Bendtner was amazing.  Wenger was a fool to play him on the right wing.