Seriously. Like I said when Scott Pruitt used his office to get free pens and snacks from Dean & Deluca, if you’re going be corrupt, go whole hog. Not University of San Diego.

What unwitting kids? Many of them actively posed with their water polo gear or rowing machines. And even if the parents helped change their board scores or photoshopped their headshots into athletes behind their backs, the kids should’ve known something was afoot when they got into a school after failing Art History…

*yawn*

That Buckingham kid’s writing is awful. At least his mother realizes she’s got a dotard though:

“I know this is craziness, I know it is. And then I need you to get him into USC, and then I need you to cure cancer and [make peace] in the Middle East.” 

But if they can pull the last one off, they’re smarter than Jared…

1. Cheetos.

The sheer number of athletes in these kinds of non-glamorous NCAA/club-level sports astounded me in college. The affirmative action debate is a bullshit distraction that forces others to fight for a smaller share of the pie when these kinds of college athletic side doors continue to exist.

I don’t have a Venmo account, but I’d like lower deductibles for when I inevitably end up in the hospital after visiting Chipotle.

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

Doesn’t seem like that much daylight between Kate and Kevin here. Flour tortillas are only a problem when taco-knowers think it’s the only option out there. But they’re great for breakfast egg tacos and fajitas, or anything that has to be wrapped fairly closely. I’d even argue that fried fish tacos are better on flour…

And in the second part of the programme, 9 year-old Scouser Paul Hollywood will teach you how to spray-tan, frost tips, and macho posturing while shaking hands.

Your comment just made me realize that her art would fit in a dark, Nihilist Arby version of Fallout.

Same here.  When I’m feeling sad, I don’t feel like going out side and dealing with people or any other possible source of BS.  I just want to fry up some breakfast sausage, top it with cheese and an over-medium egg, a dash of hot sauce in a bun.  Pair that with a hot mug of malty tea and I hate the world a lot less.

I’d like to see Mary wear a sleeveless dress to show off her guns. Paul was a dick lots.

I’d like to see Mary wear a sleeveless dress to show off her guns. Paul was a dick lots.

Go with the lower tip amount and vote for more publik schkool fundin.

Question: Who plays more minutes the rest of the season, LeBron or AD?

Holy crap

I think they could be served with a side of wasabi not-avocado toast.

Same reason why every ramen shop in American serves fatty tonkotsu and spicy miso: lowest-common-denominator grease in place of nuanced flavors, textures, and technique.

I like cream cheese, but I like lots of other flavors too.

If you can get past the fact that sushi burritos are: 1) massive carb bombs; 2) don’t use vinegared rice that is by definition sushi—”wrice wrap” would be a better name—then they look pretty tasty and useful for lunch on the go.

But what I don’t get with the beefshi is that sandwich meat just doesn’t have the viscosity…