I just hope these Queen dudes asked Vanilla Ice for permission to sample his sweet beats. People might’ve been confused if they hadn’t.

People will fight me on this, but my favorite version of “Because the Night” is still the 10,000 Maniacs unplugged version.

Pretty sweet for a Vanilla Ice cover band to score a Wembley concert.

Agreed. I...like being normcore? I like shopping at the supermarket, driving my sorta-sporty sedan, and really enjoy making a sweet, sweet beef stew in my dutch oven. But like, I can expound on them clearly and at length why I like them so much, why they fit my lifestyle.

What Whitaker isn’t normie; he’s aggressively…

Typical Metro can’t-don’tism.

Yeah, definitely. And going by the stats, it should prevent easily 40-50% of most drunk railway plunges.

I haven’t seen any follow-up to the study, but their data found that only 10% of the cases were where drunks slowly drift off the ledge; the vast majority were where the drunks suddenly jumped up as if they remembered they had to catch a train, and quickly walked off the platform edge.

So I think it has helped, and in…

A couple of years back, JR West in Japan did a study on drunken passengers falling into the tracks and decided to re-orient (pun not intended) the seats so they would be perpendicular to the tracks.

The guy in the gif looks like a Florida Man, but fostered in an environment where his impulses are used for good and joy.

Looks like we just settled the nature/nurture debate.

Look man, sometimes that butter sauce just creeps up my fork.  I don’t ask why, I just wipe.

It must be some Lehigh vs. Villanova, philly cheesesteak-level beef.

Wet Wipes
+
Paper Napkins
=
Dry and Neutral-Smelling Hands Ready for Your Alimentary Task

Oh, sure. Those rolled hand towels are terrific, but packaged wet napkins/wet wipes are easier if we, like most Asian restaurants, can’t be bothered to roll them ourselves.

But I admire your dedication. You are indeed a gentleperson of taste and refinement.

Also as a suggestion: bring plenty of wet wipes/packaged napkins. After you pound through the scampis and breaded shrimp, your hands will be super-greasy where even wiping it on the paper napkin will be insufficient to get the grease off your fingers. If you’re weak-willed like me, you’ll think,

“Man, my hands are…

Staff is back at it! The people at the bar are heckling the staff to change it away from @TheYoungTurks. “Now don’t change it to CNN, you goof.”

With a little spin move as he backed down Jeremy Lamb in tonight’s Hawks-Hornets game, Carter suddenly took a massive gulp from the fountain of youth, rising up with those 41-year-old quads to provide some nostalgic wonder.

Sounds like he had it coming.

If we could only ghost persistently loud and awful candidates like we could with our dates...

We’re with them Sunday through Friday in the growing process of the future leaders of our country.

Yeah, I mean this is a column and not exactly scientific. I’d ask Burneko for his criteria, but apparently my OP did not merit a response.