I’m not going to lie to you, reader. I wrote this blog so that I could make fun of Carmelo Anthony, and of the Rockets for getting him. Now I have done that. This blog is over.

When I see insensitive selfish crap like this, all I want to do is:

North Carolinians naming their kid after Harland Sanders instead of Bojangles (or Jack Fulk) is betrayal of the highest order.

His net rating is -6.5, and the starting five’s net rating is an alarmingly bleak -31.6. But that number climbs all the way up to 12.5 when Fultz’s starting spot is taken by J.J. Redick.

Christ dude, get some glasses.  It won’t make you see the truth and stop lying, but at least you won’t squinting like you’ve shuffled into the wrong room at the senior home.

The race-baiting and ignoring of sexual assault victims I could take, but this is old white male privilege gone too far.

Yeah, but the good thing about not having any blue-chippers is that Larry Drew won’t have a chance to stifle their development like he did with Giannis.

but unless or until the Sixers haul in another perimeter playmaker [stares daggers at Tom Thibodeau] it will be Simmons’s fate to be guarded by the all-powerful octopus man whenever these teams face off.

Simmons finished with 8 rebounds, should’ve kept him out there for a quadruple-double. Just brick a few shots at the rim a couple of times and collect your own rebound.

#StriveForGreatness

Rashomon, for instance, sits at number 4, although your take on that may vary

Same here. I schedule my visits to friends in ATL or CLE based on who’s in town that weekend.

Welp, looks like I’m not a hat man.  

Counterpoint: Dan Gilbert still owns this team, there is justice in this world.

NBA League Pass is a thing, Clevelanders.  Take it from this ex-Knicks fan, the Jazz and Bucks are much better teams to follow!

It really has become the new normal. Gun control (along with being a neo-Nazi) is pretty much my litmus tests these days.

Politicians taking money from the NRA: Name Names

That 1990s Reebok Red Classics is...blinding. As an Acura TL 3Gen owner who wouldn’t mind getting a new DD soon, I’d love for Acura to do well and am optimistic about the driving/noise dynamics in the ILX. But the aesthetics will not be this car’s strong suit.

Also, love that you have Daft Punk Tron Legacy on the…

I can’t wear a cap because my head is too big, but I spent a whole summer wearing a fedora whenever I was out because they are pretty useful for providing protection from the sun on all sides while remaining light.

Need moar Lancia.

Yep, Soviet partisans during WWII.

“I don’t know, other than what you might normally expect,” Sessions said. “He appears to be a partisan.”

Let’s not be too hasty to criticize Our Glorious President here: surely a man with a sweet white van with flared fenders is the sort who may very well buy a $40, $50M apartment in Trump Tower and/or pony $200K for a Mar-a-Lago membership!