Eli finally graduating from kindergarten shown celebrating with the class of 2015.

As a Giants fan, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, he’s been remarkably consistent. On the other hand, his consistency means he’s likely to get the deal but somehow return the signed contract to the wrong team.

Pudding cups aren't cheap. A man needs to eat.

Disney is fucked up. It sounds like Miley came out relatively sane (and explains her rebelling against her image of the past years). I have a soft spot for her. She seems smart and I love her acoustic Background Sessions - I wish she would record those! Girl can sure belt out some tunes.

oh HELL no. Mary Carillo is a national treasure.

Goddamnit

I don’t think it’s that shortsighted. He was set to make $585,000 this year, and assuming he now is forfeiting the $600 for the plane ticket (and would’ve surely received remuneration absent the punch) brings the total to $585,600. If we assume lost future salary of, say $1 mil a year for say 10 years (being quite…

Right?? I just thumbed through a Rachel Ray 30-minute cookbook, and I was like, “Uh, yeah, this’ll take 30 minutes... as long as my three sous chefs do all the dicing/chopping/etc.”

I cook all the time and I’m good at it. I have never been able to make dinner in 30 minutes.

The cover is beautiful, but this image is just...wow. Huge props to her for speaking honestly about the sport and the things she’s endured. And good for the writer for calling out all the coded language in use around the Williams sisters. Plus, Serena was great in “7 Days of Hell.” Love her!

I went to see the Giants-Jags game last year. We had a 21-0 lead, after which I told all the redneck Jags fans around me who were already congratulating me on the victory that there was no chance in hell we were winning the game because Eli was going to derp it up SOMEHOW.

I hate to say it, but upon watching the video, I believe Jezebel has achieved Peak Clickbait.

Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

“We’re going to celebrate his life, not the death and other issues.”

Remember when a young Joe Piscopo taught us how to laugh?

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.

Before I scrolled down and saw her picture, I knew she was a black mother. This never happens to white moms.

Oh hey I know her.

I’m a woman who uses a traditionally masculine name, and it’s a lifelong problem for me. My last name is also very traditionally masculine, and I am very aware that people who have never met me usually assume I’m a man. But what can I do? Go by a name (Samantha) that isn’t what I call myself? Say “p.s. I’m a lady” at…