AMEN. This dude has his green beans reversed.

Fuck green bean casserole. Fuck it all to hell.

Stuffing from inside the turkey is either a gummy nightmare or a salmonella-infested nightmare. There's no reason to cook it in the bird besides misplaced nostalgia and abject ignorance.

I feel sorry for her. When I hear people like this bashing on others I think how much self-loathing you must have for yourself that you're projecting on to other people. People like her make me think that internally she lives an angry miserable life

Good recipe. I also highly recommend the use of a potato ricer. It's easy to use—almost like something that should be used with Play-Doh, and eliminates any lumps. Also consider horseradish sauce as a flavor additive.

Old Testament or Kirkland Signature edition?

Ok, look, to say the army colonel perceives women as less competent is disingenuous. She said that other people perceive them this way, which is true. What implications this should have in terms of advertizing for the army, I don't know, but there is definitely a common perception of pretty women having gotten their…

Added bonus: he's applauding an actual diva.

This is awesome. As an opera singer, the misappropriation (there, I said it) of diva has always pissed me off. To be a diva is to be a goddess - the peak of your field, a magical unicorn of talent and charisma.

I didn't know golf was only for men. Wish someone told me before I played it in High School.

As a former dread-head I have the answer. Dreadlocks, especially long ones, can become brittle at points depending on how they're growing and because the ends are pretty much just dead hair. Every now and then I'd notice a section of my dreads just hanging by a few strands so I'd snap them off with no pain. I bet that…

I used to work at a fish and burgers place so I can say a fried Halibut, tartar sauce, lemon/lime, tapatio will never do you wrong.

The best covers ever! Especially the originals that opened up to a full image. So creepy and scary, and compelling.

You are speaking of one of the most pivotal reading experiences of a whole lot of girls between the late seventies and today. Cathy, the main character, never grows beyond the emotional range, or narrative skills, of a tween — and it's glorious.

Really? Is this a real issue we're discussing here? Please tell me those is one of those joke issues/articles we all kind of laugh at. I mean nobody is forcing you to buy a massive phone, they come in many sizes.

Oh God. This is really a stretch, even by Jezebel standards.

All men have huge hands and all women have small hands, because biotruths.

Woop woop! VA voter here! See ya never, Cooch. Sucks to suck.

I've never bought Vanity Fair before, but I am so buying the Gwynnie issue. VF must be so happy about all the free publicity she is giving them. I just can't wait for the GP smackdown, and I'm sure I'm not alone.