But then it wouldn't be click-bait and people would realize it's a non-story!

My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

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Absolutely the way to go, and they only cost $10-15 for a good one. I use mine all the time. Well worth avoiding the hassle of trying to get hot soup into a blender, having to avoid spatter and explosions, and then having to wash out a blender AND a towel.

As long as you are careful to keep the stick blender immersed. The first time I used one, I accidentally pulled it above the surface. It's impressive how far split pea soup can go.

We were JUST DEBATING THIS HEADLINE in editor chat. Paraphrased for brevity:

I tried blending a soup with a kitchen towel and it tasted horrible. Not to mention all the towel fibers got stuck between my teeth :(

I also like Send to Kindle's "Preview and Send (Alt+P)" option. It removes the ads, leaving just the text and photos. Like the other options it's not 100% but it does work on most sites. I tend to read longer articles later anyhow, so having them on my Kindle already when there's no wifi around is a nice option.

Yep - when Watson and Crick rolled out their "nitrogenous bases on the outside" model of DNA, it wasn't stupid and based on almost nothing, it was just being "risky"

A lot of those images do appear in the messed up video flashbacks to the original mission.

God, corned beef hash is fucking incredible. But, it really should go under (like ten) over-easy fried eggs, with a bunch of buttery toast on the side and a tankard of orange juice the size of my entire fucking torso and goddammit now I am really fucking hungry CaptainsTubing look what you have done.

Fun Fact: poached eggs were invented (by me) to be served over canned corned beef hash that's been fried to a near-crisp.

I don't recall ever being offered a drink during any of my ER visits. Really could've used one, too, as I was usually losing my buzz by the time I got there.

Deadspin? Ok. Foodspin? This needs to be its own blog. Consistently grade-A, easily the best part of the site.

A man must show a dong...

Renly agrees! He demands meat sceptors!

I believe the emoticon you were searching for was "+1."

This is true. They're like Capri-Sun for adults.