For perspective: I have yet to meet someone who understands the theory underlying the effects of genetic modification on adult plant phenotypes who isn't actually a geneticist. (Full disclosure: I study plant genetics also.) To say something is safe/not safe, you need to understand it fully....and hardly any…

If there were instructions, I believe they would read thusly:

Don't be the intern who, because I am the Admin Assistant for the office, snapped his fingers at me and called, "the copier's out of paper" as he headed out for lunch one day.

I just went to his website and he actually made a transmitter bracelet for himself that he could hide under his jacket and that lights up the ring when he holds her hand. :)

Very true, but Leinie's isn't the hipster douchebag choice of ironically awesome beers at the moment... I'm a Portland transplant from WI (go Pack!), and you can get a $1 tall boy of PBR at almost every bar in the city. It's hilarious, but then so are hipster douchebags. :)

A long time ago, I was active on the original involuntary celibacy listserv. It was founded and at the time still administered by the lesbian third-wave-feminist women's studies major who coined the terms "involuntary celibacy" and "incel" in the first place. When I was there, it was an inclusive place. There were…

Once there was a guy who liked rants

I'm involuntarily not thin. I lack the innate ability to personally take the steps to lower my weight and get thin and hot. Because of this, my life has been harder in many ways, and I've been denied the right to a full and happy life so achievable to thin people. I demand the government buy me a nutritionist, a…

#Corrections

"If Your Boyfriend Tells You Your Vagina is Repulsive (He is Probably in Want of a Boyfriend of His Own)."

All I'm hearing is that it's only called "extra support" when you're a woman. Being a man and belonging to golf clubs, intraoffice groups and committees, having older male mentors - that's just all part of the job. If a woman does these things, it's a secret cabal of vaginas. If a man is on a leadership committee…

My mom is a 60-something year old woman that, just three days ago, told a 20-something year old caveman that if he didn't stop watching TV and start working out on the machine she wanted to use, she would pinch his ear and drag him off of it.

Hell no they are not! They have life giving wondrous orbs of beauty. Women without children have disgusting slutty attention getters they use to hypnotize other peoples husbands , even though they don't want to look! And the children will be forced to stare! Forced!

Good news, people who do this: you are definitely going to be first in the line... to HELL.

I hope the guides are getting a decent slice of the pie and that they all go out for beers together afterwards and dish about the assholes they had to lead around all day. Actually, that sounds like a blog I would read the fuck out of.

I don't necessarily hate the concept—just giving your wife something nice because you appreciate her—but I hate the idea that it's turning into another excuse to ask for "bling," and I HATE HATE HATE the term "push present." It makes my skin crawl.

"What we look for is a lady on the street and a freak in the bed, as Ludacris once explained." He is quoting the renowned philosopher Ludacris, so his arguments must be sound.

I can't rewatch "Hercules" as an adult because of how wholeheartedly I want Hades to win.