You can’t even reply on GT? I really don’t know what’s up with Kinja these days.

Anyone for Alien Impostors?

I think it helps they play doubles together, for one. They’re not always on the other side of the net from each other.

You totally can. I got my pixie cut by my Dad’s barber through most of my teenaged years. I don’t think this is really a plain-old barber-shop, though.

I went to my Dad’s barber through most of high-school. Once I got over the teenaged mortification of having my hair cut by the same person who cut my father’s hair, his barber gave me perfect pixie haircuts until I headed off to college. They cost us ~1/3 the price of the salons, which definitely added up to a savings…

Is it tacky and gross and so many other offensive things? Yes.

This one from Home Depot, which actually has no brand name (Sorry, Shane.) It is the “1-Spray 1.356 in. Showerhead in Chrome,” and will set you back for ~$5.00 if you go to the store.

This one from Home Depot, which actually has no brand name (Sorry, Shane.) It is the “1-Spray 1.356 in. Showerhead…

It really is. You can cut back on the egg yolks if you want - I usually stop at 4 myself. This is about that incredibly garlicky broth. Opens your sinuses right the hell up.

This one is excellent.

Have you tried this soup? It’s garlic, eggs and cheese. YUM.

I KNOW. It’s like NBC Sports is saying, “How can we make our Olympic coverage even worse than it already is?”

Off topic here, but as the author of the original Mary Carillo Badminton rant articles, I thought you should know: it looks like Seacrest is taking her spot in Rio! Noooooooo!

My parents always said the rough rule-of-thumb of affordability when house shopping should be a house that costs between 2x-3x your annual income with that fixed-rate loan and a 20% down payment the article says is the baseline assumption. (If you’re expecting good professional/salary growth and aren’t planning on…

Which should be easy because she wasn’t in it.

I sometimes wonder if Jack Kent Cooke - from wherever he is in the afterlife - thinks “Maybe I should have just passed the team on to my son, after all.” (It should be noted, though, that the Jack Kent Cooke Foundation is a wonderful, wonderful thing.)

The Saints have a pretty dedicated following, and plenty of season tickets sold. The stadium they were in was falling apart, which was why they built a new stadium in downtown St. Paul.

Oh, double that actually.

Well, if you want a more cheerful promotion, the Saint Paul Saints last night had the World’s Largest Pillow Fight. Featuring Stephen Baldwin as Master of Ceremonies. (And because it was celebrating the 40th anniversary of SNL, Joe Piscopo singing the National Anthem as Frank Sinatra.)

I have some hip injuries that make a lot of cleaning difficult for me, so I have cleaning people twice a month. And my cleaning people HATE Dysons. They said they break really quickly, and don’t really work better anyway. They all seem to still love their Orecks.