You know, it's official: Hollywood has run out of ideas. Or at least doesn't feel like financing new ideas.

Spectators. You can wear Spectator pumps for a lifetime.

You went with the multis! Excellent! And it looks like you have decent weather, too. :)

Yep, for his entire career, he passed to himself. He also ran every touchdown, too.

Nope. I had some friends who were rabid Pats fans who were always telling me how Brady was one of the best right after their first Super Bowl win in 2001.

The longer Brady plays, the more comfortable I am to pop him into an "All Time Greatest" list. It's just that people have been hanging this label on him for over a decade now. I think there's almost a gut reaction - it was hard to really swallow he was an "All Time Greatest" with not that many seasons under his…

Totally.

This is my favorite one. It's the chef's pants. I mean, I don't know if they're really his, but this makes chef's pants look like the hottest thing in the universe.

See, I thought he was wearing too much jacket, myself. ;)

It's the Times. I didn't expect them to get Lenny Kravitz.

These are the three paragraphs preceding the two I quoted...

From the NYT review of the half-time show:

You will be missed, Madam Burt. Godspeed. :)

My Mom had incredible taste and was actually better at shopping for my figure than I was. And as she was paying for dress, I pretty much went along for the ride. If she was happy to pay for it, I was happy to wear it.

Dumbass is upset because Marshawn Lynch doesn't take HIM seriously. I mean, obviously, Hayes is the only journalist of quality there. Lynch SHOULD have talked to him when he spoke to no one else. (Except that Skittles interview, obvs.)

Normally I'm just "meh" on Lady Gaga Publicity Antics.

To be fair, you guys have some horrifyingly toxic wildlife. ;)

You're not wrong. Living in the US and having half a brain means existing with an overwhelming amount of cognitive dissonance in your life.

They did two for the divisional play-offs, too!

HOW did I miss that one? That was wonderful.