Paul is back!

Just make sure your vibrator doesn't burn down your apartment.

I hear his Magnum is otherworldly.

This can't be a Michael Bay film. Where are the slow motion shots of half-dressed women?

I will admit, I am one of those people who pronounce "fudgsicles" "fudgicles."

I Think Homer Simpson speaks for all of us.

Well, that is touchingly pathetic.

Oh sure, blame the wizards!

"Captain, I wope he will welp our vessel."

"Leave me alone, troll! Isn't there a bridge you should be guarding?"

"Bring beer."

"Not in the feces!"

"Now, Son, on your first day of school I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me."

Everyone calls me asshole.

I'll get this NBC if it's the last thing I do. HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA

Kickstarter Bryan Fuller! I'll give you what little I have!

Wait, I thought we were sacrificing Calfs.

He was great on Eagleheart

He also hung out with a great gang in high school: Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz

The killer looked like an extra from Ken Russel's The Devils.