C’mon y’all, this is a no brainer.

I can explain both phenomenon.

Hem-E

Well, if he had died, I’m pretty sure Mike Pence wouldn’t have been calling for attacks on Mike Pence.

But did anyone want him (at least those that voted for him) to change? His base wanted that level of crazy with a nationalistic chaser. The establishment thought they could control him, while still getting what they wanted (gutted government, taxes removed, etc.) and while they couldn’t steer him, they still got…

You had one job, Covid!

I’m on it!

Anyone ever read Dave Barry? He had a theory that world peace was possible by allowing guys to do stupid stuff in crowds of guys. This releases the primal urge to see stuff go boom without doing something actually harmful to non-guys like making nuclear bombs.

Gives a new meaning to Dodge:

I know everyone makes the “when you picture a scalper you always picture a particular guy” joke but goddamn these guys look like they’re the slightly imperfect clones of some scalping supervillain.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Real America in all its repulsive, greedy, self-obsessed, deplorable glory.

I don’t even know why it is tied to one’s tax obligation - people’s tax situations vary wildly. It should be lopped off the purchase price directly. I just placed an order for a Model 3P and fully accept that I didn’t need the EV credit to entice me to purchase it - sure, selfishly I want more money in my pocket like…

Cottage industry mfr sells tooling to spin off new cottage industry mfr.

Kia’s doing pretty well these days.  Here’s their chance for a do-over on the M100 Elan.

Wet Ass Peugeot.  

That video got me wet. 

It’s like that, man. One second you’re chilling in a rooftop pool, the next you’re underwater in your Volkswagen.

The plaid indeed. 

“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”