Can I interest you in this?:

Shouldn’t be hard to find an older non-running example.

Porsche 914 revival?!?

I think I have a list...

Personally I’d rather stay away from the “exotics” - one of the things about the Bronco’s revival is that it’s not just for the super weatlthy like a Miura or Lancia Stratos would be.

The Wrangler is a license for FCA (excuse me, Stellantis) to print money. There’s a waiting list for used ones. It’s the 4 wheel counterpart to a Harley, a cosplaymobile (for most buyers, let’s be honest). The accessories the parts dept. can sell are more profitable than the whole Fiat lineup.

The Dodge Journey: The cheapest crossover for people who bought the cheapest condoms.

They aren’t aftermarket wheels. They are style 19s and were on later 5ers.

Happy 4th to all!

The emperor’s new blinkers?

FUCKING HORSE ARMOR!!

I for one welcome our new Subscription Service overlords.

“You mean there are TWELVE different colors for my button lights? And they’re only $2.99 each? Why yes, I do need all of them.”

Not a big take rate. 

I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

I think they made turn signals a subscription service a long time ago. Seems to be going ok.

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

Look, man, those Russian hackers aren’t going to hack themselves, right?