Florida! Wooh!

Who’s next?

Years before 9/11 I traveled to NYC, and decided to take some pictures of a local parade. I had no press pass, nothing, and I just started clicking frames. A cop pinned me to a wall after squirting off about 10 pictures.

I watched a red light runner last night somehow weave through 4 cars that just missed it. Sometimes they get lucky.

Shocking, Yankee fan is actually a douche nozzle.

BMW just makes such unreliable crap.

TT = chick car.

The biggest car story is still Gross Polluter Volkswagen, and how its idiot fanbois keep buying their unreliable boring looking turd boxes.

If you haven’t been up there in NoCal, then you just don’t get it about the snow chains thing. This is just a way for those idiot dope growers in the mountains to make money in the wintertime.

Geez, you really have a thing for Vin Diesel don’t you?

The coffee here is rancid. Seattle’s Best I think it is. It’s bird vomit.

What would be the additional cost for adding mini-guns, or modified machine guns to this robot? I’m asking in behalf of the Los Angeles Police Department.

You idiot, these things are scripted. Take your hand, wave it over your head and make a whooshing sound.

Who watches these things for the reviews? That’s like saying you get Playboy magazine for the insightful articles.

Ah, you’re just talking about the Bay Area tax. Everything up there is more expensive.

BMW is in decline, trust me. All the execs at our company had BMWs, now they don’t. They now have Tesla, Mercedes, Lexus, Audi. It only took them about 3 years to figure out that BMWs are crap.

I have a friend who is 55, he was last on a date when he was 31. He seems pretty happy regardless.

This is the kind of Christmas fare I’ve been waiting all day for.

Wait, wait, wait, are you sure about that title: a member of Putin’s advisory human rights council? Shouldn’t that read: a member of Putin’s advisory gulag council.