Geez, you really have a thing for Vin Diesel don’t you?

The coffee here is rancid. Seattle’s Best I think it is. It’s bird vomit.

What would be the additional cost for adding mini-guns, or modified machine guns to this robot? I’m asking in behalf of the Los Angeles Police Department.

You idiot, these things are scripted. Take your hand, wave it over your head and make a whooshing sound.

Who watches these things for the reviews? That’s like saying you get Playboy magazine for the insightful articles.

Ah, you’re just talking about the Bay Area tax. Everything up there is more expensive.

BMW is in decline, trust me. All the execs at our company had BMWs, now they don’t. They now have Tesla, Mercedes, Lexus, Audi. It only took them about 3 years to figure out that BMWs are crap.

I have a friend who is 55, he was last on a date when he was 31. He seems pretty happy regardless.

Still the best day of 2016.

Bingo, instantly came to mind. Always stick with the classics. Blues Brothers trumps the Bourne series easily.

I think that thing is kick ass cool.

These cars are just aesthetically unfulfilling.

Nice graphic, reminiscent of Monty Python if you will.

I’m finally getting the Mustang vibe now. Sure it is the tool of the miscreant masses, but it also has a suave side to it as well. God help me if I get one, and start mowing down C&C bystanders.

Damn hippies! Get off my road.

Well played. I’m a former VW Golf owner. That thing was so bad, it clearly had been cursed by gypsies.

I call shenanigans on that list. Where the hell are all the angry Volkswagen owners?

Newt Gingrich, the scum of scum.

I like him for both. What can I say, I ooze class.

That woman’s got chutzpah.