Maple Syrup, it’s a powerful narcotic, and should be made illegal.

You don’t understad the law bro. You need to watch more TV.

All the feels.

Newsflash, BMW already builds Lada quality cars.

Waiting for a Ford Fiesta has to be the single saddest thing I’ve ever heard. If you start a Gofundme campaign to change your waiting to almost any other car in the world, I will be the first one to promise I’ll donate $20.

I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. It’s like a Rorschach test.

Pastor = Volvo.

Here, put it this way bro, all the execs at work had BMWs. None of them have a BMW now. Gee, I wonder why?

2nd episode was awesome, Americans are just too lame to know funny.

Come on, how hard is it to trick a hillbilly out of money? I watched Green Acres religiously. That must have been the plot of every other episode.

Do you think Stalin had to deal with these kinds of issues?

Personally, I’d rather not have you bringing some car into our country that’s been made from steel akin to a beer can, because when you run the red light, and I blast into you with my thoroughly legal Honda Fit ripping your porcine body in two, I’ll have to live with the fact that I killed some dill hole with less…

Okay, that’s it I’m buying one.

Imagine being on a motorcycle with another idiot SUV driver out to kill you.

It’s just another way for Audi to sell cheatin’ diesels. Why you’d buy anything from Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche totally beyond me. They’re liars.

Simple, you need that money to pay for Cyber Ransoms once your system gets hacked.

It’s the way we do it here in SoCal baby! I’ve seen TV show producers with amazing cars, and then one day, gonzo. They can’t keep up payments.

Yeah, because buying a car from a Dealer is just such a great experience.

Wait for it to start breaking down, then it will become all too familiar.

The real crime here is that they’re still driving a Buick. A true good Samaritan would have traded in the Buick for a Honda.