Just taking a shot here, you don’t understand the concept of cheating.

I’m going to offer up a truly weird idea, but this came to over the weekend while in a parking lot looking at the new Honda Civic hatchback. Oh yeah, you can see where I’m going here already, can’t you?

That’s funny, there are some other parts of Tony Stewart that people would like to put on a stick.

It’s funny, never thought about stealing a car, ever. In fact, I’ve been so broke where I was crazy hungry, still didn’t think about stealing something. Instead, I tried to put my energy into making some money in order to get food.

Have Gross Polluter Volkswagen actually apologized yet for their sins? Or did they do it the German way and apologize for getting caught?

God love Toyota, they still suck.

I pity your wife, girlfriend, dog, cat, goldfish.

That must be the only Jetta that old in the world still running. At least it was running. Can’t really speak about that now after that soaking.

You can’t even watch the WRC in America, so who in the hell cares?

People need to get over whatever stigma they attach to cars built in places such as Mexico, China, Rumania. Newsflash, people don’t build cars, robots do.

What’s a SEMA? Never seen one.

Any of those women could probably start on the O line for the Cleveland Browns.

You wouldn’t understand, it’s a Jeep thing.

Buffalo Bills fans bring new meaning to tailgating.

How hard can it be?

The cars we get in America suck.

VW fanbois to the rescue! Don’t worry gross polluter Volkswagen, the fanbois are paying $6,000 - $10,000 over MSRP for Golf Rs, they’ve got you covered, regardless of the fact that the car has 4 doors when it should have 2, and that you can’t get a sunroof.

Chromebook you tool!

Wow, who knew that Texas was Florida’s bitch?

Dude, take your hand, wave it over your head repeatedly in a rapid fashion, and make a whooshing sound.