Newman forgot to call Tony Stewart “FAT” and “MURDERER” which I hope he gets to do at a later date.

I wish I had a real English beer.

Come on, don’t be jelly. It’s what we all have wanted to do at some point. Blow up the crap place we’ve lived in.

I had no idea these things cost so much. Porsche must be making a fortune off of these cars.

As a Patriots fan, I fully endorse those 2 teams beating each other senseless.

I keep seeing more, and more Panameras around town. Are used prices finally low enough to buy one of these things?

You’re kind of new to how this whole politics thing works, aint’ yah? It’s called plausible deniability. I’d suggest hitting your local Juco for some poli sci 101 course. It would help you a lot.

Hey, can we also imprison all the VW dealers who gouge the fanbois for the Golf R already? I’m still seeing $6,000 markups here for that sad looking car.

To any weenie here complaining about this, go hop in your suck ass Camry, and drive to work to your pathetic job.

I have no knowledge of these cars. I bow down to others with experience on such a ride.

Hey, I’m a manager. Screw you pal! If I could fire you, I would.

Glad you’re safe man. You’re one of the best things around this site. Keep on, keeping on.

Spoken like a true VW owner.

The word ‘reliable’ and Volkswagen only works when you place the letters U, and N in front.

Volkswagen, whose cars are known for their lack of reliability, called it GTI which stands for Going To Implode.

You goober, you have some reading to do. You don’t understand what Tesla wanted to be, what it is, and what it is going to be.

Screw you Apple fanpunks!

Porsche 911s are commodities like pork bellies. They’ve lost all sense of being automobiles. They’ve mostly been owned by pricks, now they are all going to be owned by pricks.

I rock a Windows phone. Screw Steve Jobs!

I just want to commend you on the correct spelling voilà. I see viola one more time, I’m going thermonuclear.