Philly is like a slightly better version of Brazil, but not much.

No, it means don’t do gross stuff with your freaking phones.

Hey, that baby seal’s lucky. If my Canadian friend was on that boat, he’d have beaten him with a club.

Okay, he’s a dope, a neanderthal, and a bit of a twat, but that’s pretty epic if he pulls that off.

Why someone is going through this exercise in stupidity, totally beyond me.

There’s a condom joke here, but I’m going to refrain.

Trump voter, eh?

I still think GM is missing out on potential sales. That Bolt thing needs to look like this in order to capture the imagination of the driving public.

What piece of rolling disaster does Ford have a 5 speed in?

Hey dumb ass, take your hand, wave it over your head, and make a whoosh sound!

Hey, shouldn’t you be out stumping for Trump?

Funny how on military proving grounds, WRC cars, and tank bollards don’t mix.

Hmm, gotta admit, that looks pretty ghetto like that, not Brazil = ghetto bad mind you, but still looks ghetto.

Dear Mr. David Tracy, awesome piece you just wrote there, awesome. Keep up the great work.

What, are you Encino Man or something?

Perhaps you have this ass backwards. The real dick measuring was with the person driving the Ferrari, and that didn’t end well.

Yeah, them BMWs are fine handling machines!

Take your hand, wave it over your head real fast, and make a whoosh sound.

Cue Bugs Bunny.