I loathe the Olympics. It’s just more sickening fascism, and nationalism.

The citizens of Brazil are going hungry, why shouldn’t the reporters go hungry too?

This is why Jay Leno owns Lamborghinis. Ferrari and its owners are schmucks.

Well, seeing asI have all my teeth, my name isn’t Billy-Bob, and I only drink top shelf liquor, I’ll pass on the hillbilly wagon.

Wow, first I get denied a Ford GT, and now the Genesis is dead.

Just more capitalist elitism brought to you by Ford.

So you’re that guy, eh?

I’d wear that bumper with pride after that. Please pardon the lion joke, wrong species.

I saw a recent photo of the mother-in-law, and she appeared to have all of her fingers.

Honda Fit for the win. Well played sir!

Camrys are not that reliable. I know, our family had one where the bottom let go right after the warranty ended. Toyota gave us no help. You can search and find others with the same issues.

My good man, it’s an MT of course. Best snicky little shifter in the industry.

When I started working at my current job, almost every executive had a BMW. Now, none of them have them. Yep, they all got sick of all the BMW problems popping up.

Amen friend! That’s why I rock a Honda Fit. Best damn car I’ve ever owned.

If I put straight pipes on my Honda Fit, it would sound pretty much the same as that GT.

I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name.

How thick are you. Rhode Island is the most corrupt. Statistical fact.

Missed opportunity there. If Kyle Busch had won, he could have named his kid ‘Rowdy.’

I know that hoodline anywhere. That’s an MKIV Jetta.

I’ve got to think at this point he’s like, “Oh no, wait. You know, I can make this work!”