We will most likely never know the details to this event, ever.

What is the timeline for when they will start mailing fingers back to Bernie Ecclestone?

Hey honey, I think your Fedex package is here.

This is a damn shame because I’m pretty sure Bernie Ecclestone was hoping the German Grand Prix gate receipts would cover the ransom costs of his kidnapped mother in law.

Strangely, I agree.

Quick, buy a V8 motor.

I so want to get a Continental GT in silver with black leather interior. They are gorgeous cars, but no way in hell can I afford any kind of repairs.

What a cool woman.

Ever since BMW revived the iconic Mini, I thought it was an obvious area for VW to revive the iconic Microbus, but for whatever reason, they just don’t want to go down that road.

I’ll take my Scottish singers with appropriate hair, thank you very much.

The $500 price tag forced me to look online for an alternative. I found a Neo2 for $22 and I’m very happy with it.

Heck, I’m fizzing right now.

I can’t believe how many of you are all wound up about how a pickup truck looks. Yeah, pickup trucks, style icons of the automotive industry. Hey, your cousin called, she wants to go on a date with you.

Cool man!

That doesn’t look like you’re carrying a bomb at all!

Just get a VW Golf R, you’ll be just as happy.

Oh come on! Really?

Nothing changes. It’s all the same.

Preach it brother Doug! Preach it!

Will Smith is the worst actor ever. He makes Ben Affleck look like Anthony Hopkins.