What percentage of those Jeeps are able to move under their own power?

I’m going to say, you’re giving 3 year olds too much credit. Just saying!

Clearly, it’s the replacement for the BMW Z4.

Trucks haven’t killed any of my friends, guns have.

That’s a pretty compelling argument.

Bingo!

Man, are you like hooking up with all the chicks because of this car?

On a GMC pickup you have to remove the freaking grill to change the headlight, the freaking grill!

Great piece of writing, and that car looks amazing.

Rubes like you I eventually meet at parties in the Hollywood Hills begging me to give their spec script to somebody who can help them.

Another day in paradise for Gross Polluter Volkswagen. Quick, VW fanboys, buy all the overpriced Golf Rs you can! You guys might be able to save the company.

Are you sure that’s not the 1968 Porsche 911 Sportomatic?

Anyone care to guess how long it will take for Boris Johnson to be caught with hookers and blow?

I just have a hard time getting past that fake nose.

German quality at its finest.

Tesla interiors are awesome. I think what you like are the interiors that are filled with excess visual crap.

Riding across Hollywood, theres a road with space for bicyclists that backups big time because of traffic. You can ride your bike pretty easily faster than the cars can travel. Well Porsche dude did not like that fact. He kept trying to squeeze me into parked cars, and outright block me. I just swerved behind and…

I love the way these goofy cars look. They have a cartoon quality about them that’s appealing.

Just needed a dab more of the oppo.

Wow, you’re becoming a grownup, allegedly.