Italy was electing hookers. Why the hell not?

If you have a 4 cylinder Toyota engine, keep an eye out for the bottom of the motor letting go. Been there, done that. You’ve been warned as Toyota will not help you.

It’s nice that we won WWII, and we’ve won Dieselgate.

It’s Pakistan, I don’t have a beef with their treatment of cows.

I’d drive it over to Germany, park it in front of VW headquarters, and set it on fire. Hell, wish I’d done that to my actual piece of crap Golf years ago!

People and guns, genius combination.

New riders are crap riders. An MSF course would have helped this guy out huge.

Needs more wing.

I always thought that when the Brits are starting sentences with the word ‘Right,’ that they actually are implying ‘All right,’ it’s just that they’re dropping the ‘All.’

I can’t think of anything that looks sexier than that Mazda, and that includes Sansa Stark driving a Pole Star Volvo wagon.

If your sandwich was really good, this wouldn’t be an issues. So clearly the fault lies with you for having a mediocre sandwich.

You have to admire any leader of a company who says, “We’re bringing back the weird baby!” Hell, you make it weird enough, bring it to the states, I’ll buy the damn thing.

You know, I actually Googled that to make sure, and you were right.

I’ve had dog. Didn’t care for it that much. Gamey!

Past tense applies now.

Jalops need to step up and help out Britain in its hour of need. Start by buying Evoques, 2 at a time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It’s so funny that Top Gear US is kicking Top Gear Brexit’s butt!

It was not “some guy’s” but Tino Martino’s scooter, an Italian photographer.

Great, so now I’m going to have see some idiot at the Walmart doing this.