I hate the fact that it’s not called a Honda.

Tons of fun listening to the British announcers and trying figure out their obscure jokes and references.

Clearly you’re a luddite who doesn’t understand this car.

It’s funny, with most cars you buy them, you drive them. With Volkswagens you buy them, you troubleshoot the hell out of them. Is that the appeal for the brand right there?

Nice racism blast. Hitler’s calling for you on line 2.

Steal someone’s hat. The one you’re wearing is driving me crazy.

I think people who are standing at the exits of cars and coffee might differ with you.

This dude is a cheap punk, and I’m not talking about the robot.

Shut up, you’re a fascist, and annoying. Sorry to dampen your spirits.

Yeah, that wheel is pretty mesmerizing. I can’t stop looking at it.

I remember racing old Beetles in the Pennsylvania mountains, and they were slow going up, and fast going down.

Never heard of it, must be crap.

I buy new. I don’t like buying someone else’s farts.

Great article man. I’m taking your advice, and I’m getting a turbo Veloster with Navigation. I’m so excited, my brain hurts.

God help his poor fetid soul.

I always wanted one of these when I was younger. Then my boss bought one, and I had to drive this thing about 5 days a week for work. I learned to hate the thing after about 2 days. It’s a pig.

I did home stay in Japan. The leader of our group told us not to bother learning the addresses where we lived if we got lost. Instead we’d remember the city hall address, and when we’d get lost we’d just tell people to drop us off at city hall. Then our home stay family would find us there. It worked brilliantly.

If I could get a Chevy Monza with the spider on the hood, that would be so dope.

Christ, just look at the hell that is Detroit. And I’m not going to even include the crap American cars.

Is there any other vehicle in the whole world that is more loved, and is an absolute mechanical disaster?