I worked with Patton on a sitcom years ago. My heart hurts for you man.

So it’s a Subaru. Nothing wrong there.

Because their cars are the most overrated pieces of crap. We had a 4 cylinder Camry a few years ago. As soon as the warranty ended the bottom let go and Toyota gave us no help. Search online, and you’ll see lots of other people with the same problems.

The only reason he showed up at the track is that they have a Krispy Kreme there and the light was on.

You want a fun drive, with great gas mileage, gotta be the Honda Fit.

I would never leave my car running like that and go back inside the house for two reasons. One, my friends would steal my car in a second. Two, I might just sit down and start watching pr0n on TV and forget about the car running outside.

Yep, VW owners killing us with their crap cars.

How does this compare to the amount of money the Germans had to pay for war reparations after WWII?

Doug DeMuro for the win.

Note to self, hire hot girl when selling product to work as a demonstrator.

Saab Aztecs for the win.

Tavarish, you kick ass bro. Keep on keeping on.

First time on a snowmobile I blew threw a 3 rail fence probably doing about 6o+. That hurt like hell.

Their coffee tastes like crap. I mean, literally crap.

The only thing dumber than a Texan, is a god damn Okie.

Amaze balls.

Amaze balls.

Where can we buy this technology for our commuter bikes?

Laugh it up earthlings. Your star is dying. Your extinction is at hand.

Hulkenberg shirt for the win.