You put the lime in the coconut and drink ‘em both up. - Harry Nillson

Casey Stoner for my money is still the best rider I’ve ever seen. That guy was a witch on a really crazy bike.

Don’t vorry, zee Jermans vill vigure zis out.

Ha! He thinks he’s Elvis.

You know, all these ‘Stang fools, I’m tempted to get one, head directly to a cars and coffee, and then light ‘em up.

This guy is pure (evil) genius. Totes jelly.

Merkur for the win. How’s Merkur doing these days? I haven’t seen their cars lately.

Boo, hiss! Stop beating up on the Honda Fit. Nothing wrong here, move along.

I think the car looks great. The problem isn’t with Tesla, it’s with morons who have no sense of design in America.

When did women start playing basketball? The next thing you know, they’ll want the vote.

Go Rowdy!

Sorry, don’t agree. I think the trunk is cool.

Volkswagens are brutal on your wallet. I still maintain this is payback for the Germans because of WWII. Germans make really sore losers.

The biggest issue is the vagaries of getting a ticket. I was way over the speed limit the other day, I had to get to the bathroom, okay? A cop went by me easily doing over a hundred, and he didn’t even look at me. My friend was 5 over the speed limit on the freeway, and he got pulled over for a speeding ticket.

Exactly! I’m shocked that one one has figured out how to work a deal with Tesla to take part in the network of superchargers.

Total winner. America has the best car manufacturer.

Winner. No doubt about it.

Cue the banjo music.

Friend had a Jeep. It was a mechanical disaster. His worries stopped once he sold it.

Please, stop typing ball sacks, that’s just gross.