Fernando Alonso’s car no longer looked like a car, it just looked like a collection of parts.

This is an example of a typical Porsche driver. Heck, I see these same guys on the freeway doing the same bloody thing.

Just reading about this presidential election makes me want to take a shower.

Martin Brundle’s immediate comment on the failure of qualifying was hilarious! He is the best commentator in motorsports. No one else has that sense of sarcasm and biting wit. Sky Sports is lucky to have him.

Yay, go America! Yay!

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Totes jelly of you crazy Dutchies.

Corollas have been crap for so long now. A little Scion injection might be what it needs. If you’re looking at Corollas, may I suggest the Honda Fit.

Gross polluter Volkswagen is just postponing the inevitable. Clearly, in Germany they do not believe in ripping a band aid off, they enjoy pulling slowly. Shocking.

They’ve polluted enough of our air here. They can keep it.

These always looked lame to me. Like bad pajamas.

I hate to be a wet blanket, but I’d rather have a Honda Fit. Hey! I do have a Honda Fit. I feel fantastic!

“Que?” Really bro? Did you mean cue? Rhetoric 101 for you!

I once bought a VW Golf and it ate my wallet one paycheck at a time.

I bought a computer on eBay and it came with a brick in it. I emailed the loser who did it to me, and he actually told me to go fsck off.

Yeah, and we still have the hottest chicks.

The USA is a mess. Thank god Donald Trump is going to stop this crap.

Louisiana really is hell.

I was thinking the same thing. More powah!

Ah, the Too Big to Fail theory.