Yay, go America! Yay!

Totes jelly of you crazy Dutchies.

Corollas have been crap for so long now. A little Scion injection might be what it needs. If you’re looking at Corollas, may I suggest the Honda Fit.

Gross polluter Volkswagen is just postponing the inevitable. Clearly, in Germany they do not believe in ripping a band aid off, they enjoy pulling slowly. Shocking.

They’ve polluted enough of our air here. They can keep it.

I hate to be a wet blanket, but I’d rather have a Honda Fit. Hey! I do have a Honda Fit. I feel fantastic!

I once bought a VW Golf and it ate my wallet one paycheck at a time.

I bought a computer on eBay and it came with a brick in it. I emailed the loser who did it to me, and he actually told me to go fsck off.

The USA is a mess. Thank god Donald Trump is going to stop this crap.

Louisiana really is hell.

I was thinking the same thing. More powah!

Ah, the Too Big to Fail theory.

This guy is a Grade A idiot. Repeat offender. Shocking.

Dude, think when you type. Take out a pencil, make a dot on a piece of paper. Now, try centering around it. Yeah, thought so.

Hell yes I’m in! Who do I give my money to?

I’m an old white guy. The police stopped me and beat me up for no reason. Explain that? It was the Boston PD.

Mic drop.

The dumpster fire and 40 car pileup on the Cross Bronx Expressway that is the Jets, gives me warm feelings they’ll still suck. J-E-T-S!

I think I read somewhere that saltwater is good for electronics.

Wow, the parallels of VW with WWII Germany just keep getting tighter and tighter. When does the Nuremberg trials begin?