Hey Doug, this Dear Doug feels a lot like a bait and switch. Where’s our Aston Martin story? If you fail to produce it, I’m going straight to the Better Business Bureau.

Yeah! Eddie Jordan, I’m all in now man!

You know, I hate fiddly switches very much. That can really turn you off to a car.

A woman at work owns one. She loves the thing.

Ah, but the real trick is turning a mailbox into a Ferrari. Where’s David Copperfield when you need him?

So what is the actual distance? 1 mile or 2 miles?

And it has nothing to do with his obesity. Nope, not at all. None whatsoever. Donuts.

Uh oh, Matt LeBlanc backlash here at work from the Brits. Odd, they seem pissed an American would host their show. We won the wars you clowns, get over it.

Saw you on the high banks of Daytona. Man, that looks like fun. Is there anything you have to worry about with the transitions from banks to infield and back to banks?

Sabine was awesome at the Rolex 24. She was answering questions about driving on the high banks. Love her so much.

Good riddance to crap cars.

In the colonies here it is sans ‘E’.

Anybody want to buy a lightly used Honda Civic, cheap?

Strange car. I knew an owner who loved his so much but he hated putting money into it, and so refused to sell it. He’d drive it for a while, something would break, he’d let it sit, then he’d finally commit the money to fixing it. Drive it, something would break, and it would sit again.

I feel dirty now.

I used to love Nissan cars. Now, not so much.

Staggering to think that clown won GP2.

God Obama!

Just nut it up and call it Viking.

Ha ha! Fixed it. Bad Python.