I’m in shock Tony actually had the time to put down his donut and talk.

Sinners repent!

I tip big. Why not? Delivery people are busting their hump. Tip 100% if it’s raining or snowing. They appreciate it.

People who steal cars should be treated like horse thieves back in the day. Hang ‘em high!

Style points are huge with that.

Never knew there was that much deck space on the back of a battleship.

Ah ha! Take the Volkswagen. Er, I mean GM.

This dude wears me out. He represents a whole class of losers who flaunt laws regarding autos.

Awesome report Tyler. Great work as usual.

This is the one car I would buy from Mercedes, but that being said, I’ve checked out G forums and these things are mechanical disasters.

I’ll bet he owns a gun too.

I like the engine, sounds fine. Also, it lets you hear tire squeal when the drivers overcook it into turns. I love that tire squeal sound and can’t get enough of it.

Illegal is illegal. Don’t be stupid, you’re embarrassing yourself. Also, sick of guns and the idiots who have them. Grow up and stop being stupid.

Nice try gross polluter Volkswagen, but Mully and Sculder aren’t going to be able to get you out of this one!

File this under corporate coverup. Still a gross polluter VW.

The doors are just dumb. I don’t see the point. It’s not like you’re driving a DeLorean.

And back in time for borscht.

164E or die.

I love her so much, and she has no freaking idea.

No shorts, no Doug.