Illegal is illegal. Don’t be stupid, you’re embarrassing yourself. Also, sick of guns and the idiots who have them. Grow up and stop being stupid.

Nice try gross polluter Volkswagen, but Mully and Sculder aren’t going to be able to get you out of this one!

File this under corporate coverup. Still a gross polluter VW.

The doors are just dumb. I don’t see the point. It’s not like you’re driving a DeLorean.

And back in time for borscht.

164E or die.

I love her so much, and she has no freaking idea.

No shorts, no Doug.

It must cost a fortune to insure these horrible cars.

Yep, that’s the Robby Gordon we know and love.

This thing is Mad Max worthy.

I’d be mad too if I had a diesel VW. Hell, I’m still pissed about the piece of crap Golf I bought from them years ago! That thing bled my bank account dry.

Honda Fit, because it fits all the requirements.

I was driving my piece of crap VW Golf and came up on an Alfa Rome GTV6 that was double parked and idling as dude waited for his hot model girlfriend to come downstairs for their hot date. Suddenly coolant poured out beneath the car.

Someone should boost his donuts.

Al Michaels is a turd. Sorry, it had to be said.

Sweet pix! Thank you. Miss Japan like crazy.

Is that Robby Gordon in the background?

Please keep Maldonado in F1. It’s boring enough as it is having to listen to Jensen Button make lame excuses.

What’s fat, kills people, and eats donuts?