Hey Doug, can us lowly proletariat scum wax your car someday?

Doug, I think you missed a great opportunity to connect with the working man by getting a Smart Car. Instead, you’ve only alienated us further but shoving your grandiose wealth in our poor minimum wage faces. Let me begin promoting the Smart Car for the car you choose after your bourgeoisie fantasies of extreme wealth…

Ah, no big loss. It’s not like it’s a real helicopter. They make those things for a few bushels of potatoes in Russia.

VW so sad. They broke the law, lied, and then got caught. What now chumps?

As a former owner of a VW Golf which basically imploded, I salute you sir.

I’m going to take a guess here and say that is less than an optimal temperature for that model of engine.

There should be solid double yellow lines, not a white dashed line.

Even if they’re not competitive, it’s just cool knowing Ford can put some fear into the other race teams. I still wish I could have seen Enzo’s face when Ford made him choke on his linguine.

I believe there’s a technical description for a driver in this situation and it is: IDIOT.

First song you’ve posted that I’ve actually liked.

About damn time! How do I get on this task force?

Not where I live bro. We just get all the hot chicks from around the world. Met a 17 year old South African blonde bombshell this weekend here to make her fortune as an actress. Just staggering.

Hey goober, I don’t think you get it. They lied. It cost people lives.

Beaten by a Beetle.

Hey Florida, you got lucky on this one.

My god that is awesome. There will be a crap ton of these trolling around in London. Worth every penny.

I’ll stick with Top Gear USA, thank you very much. Tanner rulez.

Beware the 4 cylinder Camry. The bottom of the engine has a nasty habit of letting go. Search and you’ll see it’s common.

Buy a Smart Car.

Jerry looks like a dork no matter what he drives.