The first sentence is pretty hot semi standard BDSM stuff. The rest. RUN GIRL YOU IN DANGER!

I’d delete his number, personally. I don’t fuck (with) men who have rape fantasies or are into violent sex. It’s just a line I can’t cross.

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

Run. fast.

Couldn’t we just stop filling jails with people who commit low level crimes and rehabilitate them? And free up room for people who commit actually heinous crimes and just keep them there until they die? Even if the system were perfectly perfect and those up for execution are 100% guilty monsters with a full capacity…

I’m unsure where I stand on the death penalty. I will say, though, that the crimes committed by some of these individuals are truly horrendous and unspeakable acts of pure evil. And childhood trauma and low IQ or not, I cannot bring myself to feel bad about a monster being executed.

It would withstand legal challenges in an America with Merrick Fucking Garland on the SCOTUS. But, you know, Repukes. They hate women. Except Stepford Wives.

“And when you ask ‘em, “How much should we give?”

I totally, totally wish that a bunch of people of color in low-crime areas would go out and buy guns and register them. They wouldn’t even have to buy any ammunition. Look how fast we’d get gun control back!

I’ve only seen her once since the election (Christmas day) and I almost had an aneurysm because she cornered me while I was cooking in the kitchen and started telling me to give Trump a chance and that I’m “too young to know any better.” I have not visited her since and have told her that if she loses health…

You should voluneteer with homeless children. It will heal your soul.

There’s no reason to come up with a “delicate” way of telling her this.

They honestly believe there’s a fundamental difference between the “good” programs for (white) people in “legitimate need” that keep them afloat and the programs that exist to enrich those lazy, shiftless black and brown people.

Like what is the point when someone has one foot in the grave.

I’ve just never understood that argument. These lazy immigrants are living off of us honest tax-paying citizens...but they’re taking our jobs! Huh??? I guess you just pick whichever one you’re suits your argument at the moment...

I am in a petty-as-fuck type mood. So, I will gladly say that if you voted for Trump because of his promises to repeal and replace the ACA, and you are currently on the ACA, you need to get the fuck off. As in, you needed to get the fuck off as of Friday. I don’t care if you have a chronic condition, if you can’t…

I truly wish there was a way for every Trump voter, and just them alone, to get the negative repercussions of his presidency. Like, oh you voted for Trump, yeahhhhhhh so we’re going to need you to get off Obamacare. Maybe sell your iphone to cover your medical care? But those of you who voted for HRC, can stay.…

Since the issue for United is the employee dress code for people flying on employee passes, I wouldn’t be mad if they’d made the dad change too. They have every right to require that people who work for them meet a certain level of formality when redeeming a benefit.

It’s not even gender-conforming, it’s socially prescribed binary notions of public expressions of gender nonconforming! (Yes, I’m partly being silly, but also being somewhat serious).

Bingo!