C’mon now. You know it wouldn’t have made a bit of difference. Herr Cheeto sank his own campaign a 1000x over and nothing happened. The most true statement he ever made was that he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose any voters. And he was right.

My mama has a hell of a time finding shoes that fit. She has foot problems and size 5 feet and they’re also sort of wide and she can’t wear super high heels so her options are limited. We were at Nordstrom Rack the other day trying to find her some nice Lawyer Shoes and she picked up a pair she REALLY liked, and they…

Uday and Qusay are quite awful, too. All of those innocent African animals!

Oh, god, what good it would do my heart to see any of them put in prison for tax evasion.

When they go low, we...bury them alive in the hole they’ve dug and erect a gravestone on the plot.

Ugh. Last time I was in Nordstrom I saw this line of perfect patent flats. Style I like, colors, everything. I picked one up with the intent to ask an associate to grab my size, and I saw the Trump label.

This even more concentrated Trump powder continues to sold as well:

Note: I have noticed that Safeway Stores are still selling Donald Trump in powdered form:

It’s sign # 1,738 of the apocalypse. I don’t consider the Kardassians a harmless distraction. I consider them to be both a cause of and benefitting from our current political situation. I wouldn’t piss on any one of them if they were on fire.

I have never watched more than ten minutes of their show and I always read the Jez articles. I have no idea why. I don’t even watch their show! I’m pretty indifferent to them. Why do I feel like I need to know any of this???

Good people will be willing to put their lives on the line for this. Bad people will be willing to take it from them, with glee, under the color of law.

We didn’t deserve Hillary. Decades of public service, and we gave her the double bird.

Yeah, a few years ago, when the lottery got up to like a half-billion dollars, I was surprised to find myself thinking, as I walked down 7th Avenue, “If I won that fucking lottery, I’d give the city schools like $50 million, and the parks, man, I’d give the city parks at least $50 million, and I’d give the MTA some…

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I look forward to Democrats never even allowing this to come up for a vote.

I know this is so ridiculous and way too late to be excusable, but I just read “President Donald Trump” and dissolved into tears on my kitchen floor.

We need to stop this “religious freedom” bullshit by denying services to Christians en masse. Same with the open carry law stuff by getting minorities to utilize it.

I don’t care who he nominated. If his name wasn’t “Merrick Garland” then I expect every Democrat to fight and filibuster as long as they can, as long as it takes. This was our nomination and these shitlords stole it. Anyone who isn’t onboard with that should be primaried at the earliest opportunity.

If I knew the ash shooting cannon business was so lucrative, I really would have planned my adulthood differently

I got 3 tacos for $1.95 each today because it is taco Tuesday, so I know how Depp feels.