people don’t always say the best things when they’re caught off guard on a topic they weren’t really expecting to talk about

because social media has made us entitled little assholes, myself included, and we expect to be pandered to for the dopamine hit.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

I mean, he did lose a drummer.

Pretty sure it’s pronounced Poo-tea-tang.

See, that sort of stuff sounds like the job of a specific manager, while Divac prefers to just, ya know, manage more generally.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

2.5: Canadians.

Boston will never be dethroned. They are by far the worst and always will be forever and forever until the heat death of the universe and all that.

I can’t help the fact that you have objectively bad taste in breakfast cereal, but that doesn’t change reality.

You can eliminate the Knicks from this list. They’re too fucking dumb to tank properly.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

I don’t really have anything to contribute but Dragonfly Jonez absolutely nailed it.

“Wait, we can just coach our teammates and not use a coach? Why didn’t I think of that?”

“There’s a, uh, er, new hockey mask tax. And a, er, Statue of Liberty tax.”

Hot Taek Alurt:

I drank 10 40s and I’m barely feeling anything.

Pfft, I just did back to back 1040's. Gettin’ that shit done early this year.

He’s definitely got that lab thing going where he sticks his head under your hand and wacks you with his paw if you are not petting him enough. And trust me, you are never petting him enough. My dog has taken to doing that if you are only petting him with one hand. He looks at you like “hey, you got two of those…

Did you ask him about dropping that pass from Amendola?