Oh man, the Giants should start instituting Carrier Seagulls

Hey guys, we still don’t have a .gif version of A-Rod Aggressively Rubbing his Lumber ..... This is a national travesty

No SATW????

Counterpoint:

Came here for this clip. Thanks

Same theory as Condoms

I was about to ask how the hell we waited 2 weeks for this tweet to make it to the site.....now I get it

Chubbies. Chubbies are the worst form of shorts.

Nah, they made draper do it

“Hey, we’re better than Tampa!”

[commits Seppuku] - St. Louis, Washington, Buffalo, Vancouver

Can we have a separate comments section for Pats fans so the rest of us can work this out like adults who like making dick jokes?

How....I mean how.....is Bartolo Colon doing what was until that moment considered impossible, not nominated here.

I direct you fine sirs and ladies here in protest. Good day

Le Hot Take?

Fucking Boston

+ $1 bills

I think this every time I venture to a Screamer comment section vs. a regular Deadspin one.

Less hot takes, more dick jokes. Come on people!

Yep, no reason at all...
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-…

That’s not to say she didn’t deserve to win, she won’t win the general, nor that she does not deserve to be President...but Jesus, please stop sounding like republicans with your attacks on Senator sanders. She broke the rules and the rules were there for a…

How can I give this negative stars?