He’s more of a horn and string guy though...

Kazoo?

I hope the theme is played by only one instrument.

re: queefing. i don’t know where this came from, but i immediately adopted someone’s advice to say, upon queefing, “oh! she likes you!” #lifehacks

The absurdly high waisted pants just confused me in the movie. I did a double take and maybe even said “wtf is happening there.” Considering my favorite pants come up to my boobs and I own 4 pairs, I don’t know why it was confusing but it was.

He has a perfectly lovely smile, as does Keanu. Both have a slight doofiness to their smiles which I like.

He does NOT look like Keanu Reeves. Keanu was super hot in his younger days and has aged well. Plus, he has a great smile, which Adam doesn’t have.

I mean, Disney got Ron Howard to finish up the Solo movie, so I think they’ve got the “experienced” part down.

Hell, the Queen has Andrew and Fergie (and for those who will say they’re divorced, they’re currently living together). I actually think she has some perspective when it comes to this.

Harry has Prince Philip.

Agreed. At this point, dinosaurs have existed on Earth for over 20 years, including a major incident in San Diego with non-contained T-Rexes. Not to mention the pterodactyls that escaped (not sure if that was retconned), and how the tiny compsognathus havent had a few escape on some of the InGen shipping boats. There…

I don’t want “character-driven Jurassic anything. I want beautiful , scientifically accurate, feathered dinosaurs strutting around onscreen with swelling John Williams compositions in the background. Or I want BD Wong’s horrific gene-spliced monsters eating random tourist morons. The weak sauce storytelling is the…

‘Jurassic Park 3' had the right idea. We need to bring those dinosaurs onto mainland, and have them cause havoc in a major city (or three). I’m tired of seeing them run around that island. I have zero interested in ‘Fallen Kingdom’, because it doesn’t appear to show me anything I haven’t seen before. The “bigger and…

Shakespeare: “Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well.”

I am done with calling out the actresses on this shit. Call out the magazine, the conglomerate who owns the magazine, etc. This is not her fault. We’re playing games with women who want to help because they arent 100% perfect meanwhile people are getting away with rampant discrimination, assault etc.

I think it’s fair and ok to be critical of things, even things you love.

Yes, it is highly unusual for a man to pretend he was a woman when expressing a neckbeard sort of sentiment.

It’s funny, I actually just watched this movie last night and was thinking the same thing.

I get what you’re saying and that certainly would have been a way they could have gone. That said, Disney is a business and the moment they announced the originals would be there, the success of TFA was set in motion. It was inevitably going to be a blockbuster because of that. But, the business aspect aside, I still…

I love Rose Tico and I love Kelly Marie Tran!