This is good to know, but I still want to hear more about her alleged regular attendance at Daybreaker early-am yoga dance parties.

They are the people who say, “Somehow only crazy bitches find me” but in reality it’s them who make the bitches crazy with the lying and cheating and video apologies.

“Look, baby, I can’t control my dick. No man can. It’s just not logistical.” <— Kevin to his McRib, probably.

Aaaand Torrei Hart has the last goddamn laugh.

Ah, yes, the logical woman. A mysterious, hard-to-find creature, explains the man between lies.

I feel so bad for her and anyone who is literally suffering from pain.

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

A logical, thinking woman. Do you understand how hard that is? To get a woman that can think on a logistic, like, term?

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

The internet to Kevin Hart:

It’s clear he doesn’t measure up to the demands of a marriage. Fidelity, for instance, is in short supply.

Gorgeous detailing. Cross between Belle Epoch and Art Deco. So glamorous and elegant.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Jeffrey Wright was robbed.

She commenced with “reclaiming my time.” So apt in so many ways.

I’m happy for them both. Such a great episode- funny, sweet, touching, real, and not cliche. Getting Angela Bassett was a coup, too.

But did you see THIS?

Will anyone capture the Baba Yaga aesthetic?

My friend’s hubby has cheated on her. I said this to her: ‘I know it’s cliche but this is the best thing that could have ever happened to you. Grieve, be hurt and get angry. Then sit back and laugh. Because now, we (me, you, his friends and family) get to watch two lying, cheating pieces of shit ride off into the…